the-absolute-funniest-posts:

police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
me: not with that attitude

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My first check!!

I worked 3 days last week, and I got my check :) I got 400 dollars, for working 3 days!! I’ll hit 1,300 if I work for 2 weeks… I’m so happy here, I should drop out of college :p nah jk jk but being over here is so amazing, just like restarting my life again :) and to make it better, I’m visiting Katie on monday :) you know I doubt anyone reads these posts, but I feel so much better talking about my day on here :) goodnight, gotta wake up at 5 tomorrow :p